Alles, was ich mir vom DLC für Mario Kart 8 wünsche, sind mehr Strecken wie Baby Park

As someone who gets paid to have opinions about video games, I have to check myself a fair bit. Do I love a particular game because I’m blinded by nostalgia? Am I kinder to a particular genre because I have a soft spot for it, even if some of the games are a bit pants? Are there developers who I’m willing to forgive for their decisions because my emotions towards them? We all have various biases, es ist wahr,.

But when it comes to Baby Park, ich wissen I’m right.

Ja, I’m very attached to Mario Kart: Doppelstrich!! auf dem GameCube, because I loved the GameCube, and I played it to death. I think it’s got the best gimmicks (two drivers, einzigartige Gegenstände) and some of the best tracks (DK-Berg, Dino Dino Jungle), aber I can be persuaded that I’m wrong on both those counts, because there are plenty of excellent contenders elsewhere in the Mario Kart series. But you absolutely cannot fight me on Baby Park. I will not budge.

Baby Park is brilliant weil it’s a distillation of everything that makes Mario Kart so good. It’s a track that’s stripped down to its barest essence; nothing but you, several other drivers, the occasional item, and seven laps in which everything is up for grabs. You have to be not only good, but near-perfect to come in first — or just lucky, which is far more likely in the chaos of shells and bananas that Baby Park causes.

Those hairpin turns require a mastery of the drift-boost, and there’s always a chance that someone who’s Ein weiteres Spiel, in dem Sie in last place, despite only being a couple of seconds behind, can get one of the rubber-banding powerups and kick you into the dirt at any time.

Other Mario Kart courses are marathons — three laps of careful driving, memorising shortcuts but knowing when not to use them, and keeping an eye on who’s ahead of and behind you — but Baby Park is something between a sprint, a hurdle race, and an obstacle course. It’s a fascinating mix-up of what Mario Kart is all about, und… it’s honestly quite weird that we haven’t seen its like since.

It’s not that we haven’t had course innovation. Mount Wario, for instance, is a long, linear, single-track course from start to end with no repetition, and that’s sort of the opposite of what Baby Park is all about. Instead of a tight, fast race that’s over in a matter of minutes, Mount Wario is a much longer test of skill. There’s more course to memorise, and moments where the race can be turned on its head by a single shortcut or collision.

Then, there are the courses that change, like Grumble Volcano, which crumbles and shrinks after every single lap. Plötzlich, your wide corners are too dangerous, and you have to be much more concerned with avoiding lava than with finding the perfect line. Hyrule Castle and Thwomp Ruins let you unlock shortcuts via a series of hard-to-pull-off tricks, making the race partly about good driving and partly about hoping you can claw back the lead. And Piranha Plant Slide (known as Piranha Plant Pipeway in British English, which I didn’t realise was a regional name) is a masterpiece of “OH GOD THIS IS TOO FAST”-ness that separates the Mario-men from the Baby Mario-boys.

We’ve even had roughly a billion re-imaginings of Rainbow Road… and while I think they’re all fantastic, and I love the iterative nature of Rainbow Roads across the Mario Kart series, I’m wondering… what would it look like if Ein weiterer course had the same treatment? A course like… wait for it… Babypark?

So, despite years of fantastic innovation (that I’m definitely not just going to write off), we haven’t seen too much of the Baby Park genre of courses — the fast, einfach, short kind. And I think that those might be my favourites, oder zumindest, necessary palate-cleansers in-between the bigger ones. I think the closest we’ve got is Excitebike Arena, another fantastic track that keeps things pared down to focus on tricks instead of Baby Park’s focus on drifting, aber das ist es auch schon.

(Und, für die Aufzeichnung, I don’t think that the simplistic courses — like the Super Mario Kart ones — are really the same thing. They’re just flat courses, not hyper-distillations of driving mechanics like Baby Park.)

I want to see the courses get mixed up a little with this Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Course Pass DLC, aber bis jetzt, they’ve all been quite safe — oder “B-side filler”, as Ollie’s review of Wave 2 called them.

I understand why Nintendo has decided to play it safe. Doubling the number of courses in a Mario Kart game over two years is an insane undertaking, and if I’m totally honest, one they didn’t really need to do. I think the value proposition of 25 oder 30 courses over the same period of time, or even just 12 courses over a year, one per month, would have been fine! But no, for reasons we may never really understand, Nintendo has decided to put out 48 Kurse, and I can’t complain too much about it, because it’s incredibly generous. I think some of us just would have preferred quality over quantity.

And yes, von “Qualität”, I mean more Baby Park.

But now that we know that some of those courses, wie Sky-High Sundae, will be totally new (oder… partially new, mindestens, because it’s also coming to Mario Kart-Tour), perhaps we can hope for some good ol’ fashioned Baby Park-style mayhem.

Is Baby Park the best course? Do you want to see more skill-based tracks? Tell us your Mario Kart thoughts (and your “Sonstiges” answers to the poll!) in the usual place.