GTA 5 Xbox 360 -

Five plus three makes ten.

Modesty isn’t GTA’s strong suit. The latest game doesn’t have the emphasis of its prequel’s opening line “daddy’s back, bitches”; the slower-burn story takes its time getting up to speed, but when it does you’re treated to radio adverts and player conversations taking pops at thinly-disguised Call of Duty clone Righteous Slaughter. “They’re all the same!” proclaims bank-robber-failing-to-make-good Michael, the most erudite of the three protagonists, as he professes he’s “more of a movie guy”.