Wie lange dauert zelda: Wie lange dauert zelda, Really?

The Legend of Zelda: Atem der Wildnis turned five years old this week, and to celebrate the momentous occasion the Twitter account for How Long To Beat — a site that tells you how long on average a game will take you to complete — reminded everyone of BOTW’s stats:

Jetzt, 50 hours sounds about right to me. I highly doubt that there are that many players who blasted through the whole thing and ran straight to the final Ganon battle, although you totally can do that from the beginning (it’ll take you about half an hour if you speedrun it and, you know, Sie wirklich good) — so this average time spans between those who are supremely confident, those who spent hours wandering around, and those who, like me, just took things at their own pace.

I’m not sure how long it took me to “Komplett” das Spiel, because I did a lot of side quests, and I founded Tarrey Town, and I helped matchmake couples, and none of that was really relevant to the main plot. But boy, are people bothered in the replies to this tweet!

“50 Stunden zu schlagen?” says Sports Guy the Magnificent. “Sure. You can blow through the game if you wanna, aber 188 to get 120 Schreine, 900 korok seeds, fill the compendium, beat the 4 göttliche Bestien, and beat Ganon? I’m at 190+ on mine.” Dan Thiell keeps it simple: “Imagine only playing Breath of the Wild for 50 Stunden”, to which Rolando Ed Claudio ripostes, “Imagine playing it for more, literally an empty world with nothing to do”. Goodness!

But this raises the question: When do you count a game as “beaten”? Is it when you beat Ganon? Is it when you 100% finish it, which (in BOTW) requires tediously finding 900 tiny idiots? Or is it — as in my case — doing everything except the Korok seeds and the final boss battle? Is 50 hours long enough to appreciate everything this game has to offer? Does it matter?

I’ve already written my take on the subject of when a game is “finished”, and it made a bunch of people Very Angry, since apparently you’re not a “real gamer” if you don’t do a final boss battle, and you haven’t “actually played the game”, irgendwie. (Ach je! My gamer cred, all gone! Parents, incredibly disappointed!)

So, needless to say, I will not repeat myself. This is on you now! Here are some polls…

Let us know your thoughts about “Abschluss” games in the comments, but IF ANY OF YOU ARE MEAN TO ME ABOUT NOT BEATING GANON I WILL CRY.