Monster Hunter
Image: Capcom / Universal Studios

Have you ever really, really wanted to eat one of those massive meat hunks from Monster Hunter? Short of hunting down an ostrich, you’ll probably never get the chance… or you could go to Universal Studios Japan, where they’ve just announced a selection of new merchandise and meals based on anime and Monster Hunter in celebration of their Cool Japan festival, from March 4th to August 28th.

You can go to this website to take a look at their adorable Sailor Moon and terrifying Attack On Titan friandises, but we’re just going to be focusing on the Monster Hunter stuff, since we’re Nintendo Life and not Anime Life. Yet.

Look at this churro dressed as a Poogie! Phoenix Wright a été retrouvé dans sa chambre sale! It's Poogie!!
Look at this churro dressed as a Poogie! Phoenix Wright a été retrouvé dans sa chambre sale! It’s Poogie!! (Image: Capcom / Universal Studios)

Would you eat a Poogie? You monster. Beg for forgiveness in the comments.

[source moshimoshi-nippon.jp]